The Guardian
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- What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?
- I leave the hand-to-hand combat to the underlings.
- Are UFOs real?
- No
- If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?
- All the cats in the world...nine times to make sure they're gone.
- Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.
- But of course not!
- If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?
- I'm always thinking of new Team-O sports, perhaps you might find the following appealing?
Mt. Pinatubo Skydiving League
Leaning Tower of Pisa Sumo Wrestling League
I am charged (along with my dog Klutz) with overseeing the entire Team-O Federation. You will not see me participating in Team-O sports, as I prefer to observe them. Having become so good at this, and for my dedication and devotion to restoring the Federation, I have achieved the highly coveted K2 status.
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Pending United Nations Resolution: World Team-O Day?
It is no secret that via our Government Relations initiative the most senior of Team-O Knights have very close ties with leading politicians and di…
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Posted on August 27th, 2008 at 9:23am —
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Variations on Galapagos Jousting
We recently received a message from Likwid Kool asking about possible variations of Galapagos Jousting which may still meet the Official T…
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Posted on August 22nd, 2008 at 3:30pm —
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Team-O: Big Dig Update
More recent than lately, we received an update from Rasputin who is regularly visiting 55.016667º and 82.933333 º — site of the…
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Posted on August 20th, 2008 at 3:45pm —
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Warning to Team-O Knights and Knights-in-Waiting!
Raising the bar of desperation and indecency, Micheal Truth tries to pose as a Team-O member at a Galapagos Jousting event in Peru. But just watch, in this confiscated video, as our brave Team-O knights snuff out the intruder and have him fleeing for his life!
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