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What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?
I leave the hand-to-hand combat to the underlings.
Are UFOs real?
If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?
All the cats in the world...nine times to make sure they're gone.
Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.
But of course not!
If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?
I'm always thinking of new Team-O sports, perhaps you might find the following appealing?

Mt. Pinatubo Skydiving League
Leaning Tower of Pisa Sumo Wrestling League

I am charged (along with my dog Klutz) with overseeing the entire Team-O Federation. You will not see me participating in Team-O sports, as I prefer to observe them. Having become so good at this, and for my dedication and devotion to restoring the Federation, I have achieved the highly coveted K2 status.

The Guardian's Blog

Rasputin delivers

Deep within the Team-O lair, Team-O illuminati and senior Knights have been studying a curious set of sketches which were recently found by Rasputin in a small, run-down shop on Arbat Street during a recent trip to Moscow. From what we have been able to determine to date, the sketches appear to contain two things: First, what may have originally been highly-detailed…


Posted on February 4, 2014 at 5:30pm

Fusing favorite pastimes

Could it be true that two favorite pastimes are being fused together into a new Team-O…


Posted on May 29, 2011 at 11:30am

'O' is Forever

We recently received an anonymous message pressing us for information about the connection between Team-O and Cirque Du Soleil’s “O.” Firstly, what is “O”? According to their website:

Cirque du Soleil weaves an aquatic tapestry of artistry, surrealism and theatrical romance in the timeless production, "O." Inspired…

Posted on May 20, 2010 at 12:30am

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At 5:45pm on August 19, 2008, Likwid Kool said…
Check out the variations on Galapagos Jousting videos... Think this meets Team-O criteria?

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