Sword Bender
  • Male
  • Shanghai
  • China, mainland

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I carry a heavy sword

Profile Information

What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?
I have managed to rid all of Asia of the 3-eyed cyclops.
Are UFOs real?
If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?
I would step on The Great Wall of China and help to beat back the nomadic herds. Or anything having 3 eyes.
Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.
Body branding depicting my K6 status.
If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?
Leaning Tower of Pisa Sumo.

Knight of the 6th Order

I enjoy K6 status because I created a Team-O sport not yet introduced into the register, so I can't really talk about it much here. It has to do with knives and swords.

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At 11:07pm on March 19, 2008, Sir Loins said…
Could you straighten my sword?

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