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What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?

If you have to ask, you're not following my conquests closely enough. Needless to say .......

Are UFOs real?

Yes

If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?

I can not answer this question without compromising the safety of our federation

Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.

I am the only known bearer of the original Team-O tattoo

If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?

I am close to finalizing a groundbreaking, new Team-O sport - to be announced soon at a United Nations press conference.