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- What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?
- I leave the hand-to-hand combat to the underlings.
- Are UFOs real?
- No
- If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?
- All the cats in the world...nine times to make sure they're gone.
- Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.
- But of course not!
- If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?
- I'm always thinking of new Team-O sports, perhaps you might find the following appealing?
Mt. Pinatubo Skydiving League
Leaning Tower of Pisa Sumo Wrestling League
I am charged (along with my dog Klutz) with overseeing the entire Team-O Federation. You will not see me participating in Team-O sports, as I prefer to observe them. Having become so good at this, and for my dedication and devotion to restoring the Federation, I have achieved the highly coveted K2 status.
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