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What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?: I leave the hand-to-hand combat to the underlings.

Are UFOs real?: No

If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?: All the cats in the world...nine times to make sure they're gone.

Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.: But of course not!

If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?: I'm always thinking of new Team-O sports, perhaps you might find the following appealing?

Mt. Pinatubo Skydiving League
Leaning Tower of Pisa Sumo Wrestling League

I am charged (along with my dog Klutz) with overseeing the entire Team-O Federation. You will not see me participating in Team-O sports, as I prefer to observe them. Having become so good at this, and for my dedication and devotion to restoring the Federation, I have achieved the highly coveted K2 status.

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Rasputin delivers

Deep within the Team-O lair, Team-O illuminati and senior Knights have been studying a curious set of sketches which were recently found by Rasputin in a small, run-down shop on Arbat Street during a recent trip to Moscow. From what we have been able to determine to date, the sketches appear to contain two things: First, what may have originally been highly-detailed…

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Posted on February 4, 2014 at 5:30pm

Fusing favorite pastimes

Could it be true that two favorite pastimes are being fused together into a new Team-O…

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Posted on May 29, 2011 at 11:30am

'O' is Forever

We recently received an anonymous message pressing us for information about the connection between Team-O and Cirque Du Soleil’s “O.” Firstly, what is “O”? According to their website: