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Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Team-O Pledge:


"SPIRITUS OXYMORONUS"


Each Knight, as well as Knight-in-Waiting of the Team-O Federation, shall pledge him/herself to the following conventions of conduct:


1. Dare to defy conventional wisdom by upholding the purpose, integrity and historical traditions of the Team-O Federation.


2. Wear Team-O gear with subdued pride and subtle fanfare while engaged in Team-O sports—or in any other activity deemed worthy.


3. Be prepared to be asked about Team-O, or your Team-O gear by outsiders, and be on guard to provide them with a quantity of information that is smaller than it is large. When in doubt, follow the principle of transparent secrecy.


4. Actively recruit those you deem worthy of Team-O Knighthood, and provide them with a quantity of information larger than it is small.


5. Familiarize yourself with the rules for Team-O Sporting as well as for Escape & Evasion tactics in case your activities are infiltrated. You should continuously practice and season yourself with the fine art of Team-O sports through affiliation with other Team-O Knights and Knights-in-Waiting, and post footage on Team-O.com .


Note of caution: The Team-O Federation reserves the absolute right to deny or withdraw membership from any such persons whose actions, misdemeanor, thoughts, aspirations or dreams are deemed to be contrary to the ‘Spiritus Oxymoronus’.



I see the Team-O Pledge and am ready to enter the APPAREL VAULT to get in gear!



Read more about the Team-O Code of association here.


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Warning to Team-O Knights and Knights-in-Waiting!

Raising the bar of desperation and indecency, Micheal Truth tries to pose as a Team-O member at a Galapagos Jousting event in Peru. But just watch, in this confiscated video, as our brave Team-O knights snuff out the intruder and have him fleeing for his life!

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