Team-O Gear

I see the Team-O Pledge below and I'm ready to enter the APPAREL VAULT to get in gear!

Team-O Pledge:

"SPIRITUS OXYMORONUS"

Each person wearing gear of the Team-O Federation, shall pledge him/herself to the following conventions of conduct:

1. Dare to defy conventional wisdom by upholding the purpose, integrity and historical traditions of the Team-O Federation.

2. Wear Team-O gear with humble pride and subtle fanfare while engaged in Team-O sports—or in any other activity deemed worthy.

3. If asked about Team-O, and your Team-O gear, provide a quantity of information that is smaller than it is large. When in doubt, follow the principle of transparent secrecy.