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Team-O Challenge – The Gauntlets have been thrown
Since initiating the revival of the famous Team-O Challenges, we have been receiving some very insightful responses to the “What mistake does Michael Truth make?”…
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Posted by The Guardian on May 13th, 2008 at 3:00pm —
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The origin of Team-O
(This rare historical photo shows one of the legendary orders of Team-O knights, circa May 12th, 1893.)
Throughout history, an extraordinary group of men and women have dared to defy conventional wisdom and have joined together in their common pursuit of Oxymoronic sports: Logic-defying adventures that bring together seemingly incompatible locations and activities. This society, dubbed “the Federation of Oxymoronic Sports”, or simply ”Team-O”, was destined to remain an underground movement, the thread of which was lost for several decades and feared extinct.
Until now!
Due to a chain of highly improbable events and accidental discoveries, Team-O members have recently resurfaced, and the Federation has been re-established. This site is dedicated to unifying and overseeing Team-O membership (or rather knighthood) as well as safeguarding its distinctive tradition.
Our site provides Team-O knights and knights-in-waiting a platform to discover, create and showcase Team-O sports, as well as access to official Team-O news, information and gear.
Warning to Team-O Knights and Knights-in-Waiting!
That lunatic Michael Truth is at it again! After raiding an Antarctic Chess League match in Minnesota, he next shows up in Ireland to expose an Underwater Ski Patrol training session. Watch his crazy antics in these videos and remain on high alert!!
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